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Nov. 20th, 2009

  • 12:07 PM
i gives up




YOOOORPLANDYORPLANDYOOOOO

» comment with what characters / crew / pairings / cake / w/e you want for a particular game, or that you wanna play somewhere. You can use the form below too.

» comment with what characters you wanna put out to the potential love / horror of some game out there, somewhere.

» take obnoxious coding (font size > 3, banners, colours, blinking text, sparklies, rp ad tables, pictures) and kick it in the jeans.

» when you reply to an offer or request, make sure you can at least pretend it fits what the OP's asking for. I mean, it suck to get 10000 random replies, just cause people were pimping.

» this is not the wank / spam arena you are looking for. Leave me a comment HERE, if I miss anything. Bots went where?

» don't... second / third / request to the power of 9000 for certain crews or characters. Some people find it intimidating.

» ReCAPTCHA is still our Evil Overlord. Srsly, I can't do more than I've tried to already.


Stuff you can use if you wanna:



Lastly! The meme turned... a year of service on November 9, and while, uh, nobody really cares, figured it'd be cool to mention it. Also, um. It's an 'offer,' not a 'reverse ad.' / cries deeply.

Nov. 14th, 2009

  • 3:21 PM
i gives up
A couple of anons asked very nicely, so I'mma move it to November 20th.

I hope that's not inconvenient.

Oct. 29th, 2009

  • 9:18 PM
i gives up
Hi, guys -

Just as a heads up, next meme will probably be around the end of November.

Right now, I'm looking at the 27th.

Oct. 4th, 2009

  • 12:40 AM
hnnnnnnnnn
Dear Russian Bots,

GTFO

kthxbai ,


EVERY MEME COMMENTER OUT THERE




Sob. No, seriously, my bad for all the bots, guys. I dunno what got'em here, and I dunno what else to do other than ban them when I see them. Sorry for the inconvenience, I'll try to keep them in check. Thank you to everyone who's patiently brought them to my attention.

Oct. 2nd, 2009

  • 10:10 AM
i gives up




BRAAAINZRUUUUULEZBRAAAAAAAAINZ

» fill in the form beloooow, anon or logged in. Ask for what specific characters / crews / pairings / w/e you want for a certain game.

» comment with what characters you wanna put out to the potential love / horror of some game out there, somewhere.

» If you're gonna reply to an offer / request someone made, try to keep in mind what the OP wanted. Sucks if you just plug in what you want without reading what they're looking for, amirite?

» wank / ego fapping = DO NOT WANT If the Ban Button missed any trouble, leave a comment HERE.

» please don't second / third / requests or offers ^ 9000 for certain crews or characters. It's annoying.

» say NO to special font size (nothing over font size 3), banners, colours, blinking text, sparklies, rp ad tables, etc. Welcome to Annoying Comment Bahleetion Oct. 2009, people, don't make ATP-mod go on a spree.

» this is the Recaptcha Whining that never eeeeeends. It just goes on. And on. My frieeeeeeends ~~ no, srsly, I tried turning it off. Shuddup about it.


You don't have to use this, but it might help:


Sep. 27th, 2009

  • 5:15 PM
i gives up
Moving the meme to Oct. 2.

Thanks!

Sep. 11th, 2009

  • 12:00 AM
i gives up
New meme: ideally, October 09.

If you've got any feedback re: this meme, here's as good a place to leave it as anywhere.

Thanks.

Aug. 14th, 2009

  • 11:32 AM
i gives up




IT'SPEANUTBUTTERRULESTIME

» comment [anon or logged in] with what characters & / crew you want for a particular game. Please be specific, don't ask for "any players / any crews."

» comment [anon or logged in] with what characters you'd like to play somewhere; keep cracking puppyeyes.rar until people offer.

» timelines, pairings, w/e - if you've got preferences with your offer or request, list'em.

» can haz rp anon / love / hmd meme here? N. If there's any trouble I've missed, tell me HERE.

» please don't second / third / infinity+1st requests / offers for certain crews or characters.

» move awaaaaaaaaay from the big banners / rp ad tables / heavy graphics / sparkly / large blinking text. There is a bold here. IT MEANS I CHECK AND BADTOUCH VIOLATORS.

» the legend of Recaptcha was born on the 12th century. I've valiantly tried to turn it off, but that doesn't work for you, consider a career in eljay voodoo.



NOTE: I had a tad bit of a hard time correlating edits with people who didn't respect the posting instructions during the last meme, so... this time, I think I'm going to go ahead and delete comments that don't respect the rules without notice. Sorry if that means you lose a nice 'ad' place in one of the first pages, but yeah, read the rules, orz.

today is typo day

  • Jul. 25th, 2009 at 12:32 PM
i gives up
Since I have a busy end of August, I'm looking at a tentative...

NEXT MEME: AUGUST 14!


Is that too soon? It seems a bit like that, but I figure some'd wanna snatch crew members while people still delude themselves they'll have the time to play.

Please let me know if this conflicts with one of the major memes / cons, and... if you've got any ideas about how to advertise this better, I'd love to hear them. Thanks!

Jul. 10th, 2009

  • 6:57 AM
hnnnnnnnnn




BOWCHIKABOWWOWRULES

» comment [anon or logged in] with what characters / crew you want for a particular game. Please be specific about what characters / crews you'd like, no "any players for any crews."

» comment [anon or logged in] with what characters you'd like to play somewhere; feel free to bribe, coerce, or inflict physical harm unto people until they offer.

» list your particular preferences (timelines, pairings, whatever)

» This is not the HMD, anon, or love meme. Keep your opinions about someone's RP to yourselves. Re: last meme's few catfights - guys, I never made a secret of logging IPs. Please spare us both the awkwardness of a ban. If you spot any trouble I've missed, tell me HERE.

» try not to second / third / infinity+1st requests / offers for certain crews or characters. It's really overwhelming.

» please don't comment with big banners / rp ad tables / heavy graphics / sparkly / large blinking text. They make the page harder to load. You're RPers, foo's, sell yourselves through your writing.

» I disabled Our Evil Overlord Recaptcha, but if it still shows up for you, know that eljay is its ally in taking over Isengard the world.

» PIMPZILLA TO THE RESCUE!

APPTHISPLZ

Jul. 9th, 2009

  • 12:45 PM
i gives up


Wah, wah, wah.


If anyone crosses the line, leave me a note. The ban button needs love too.

Comments screened.

Jun. 26th, 2009

  • 7:48 PM
hnnnnnnnnn


NEXT MEME...


...potentially July 10. Anywhere between July 6 and July 10, methinks. If there's a con the weekend of July 10, tell me, so I can reschedule? ;;

Thanks.

May. 27th, 2009

  • 2:36 PM
i gives up
HELPMEAPPTHISPLZKENOBI

» comment [anon or logged in] with what characters / crew you want for a particular game. Please be specific about what characters / crews you'd like, no "any players for any crews."

» comment [anon or logged in] with what characters you'd like to play somewhere; feel free to bribe, coerce, or inflict physical harm unto people until they offer.

» list your particular preferences (timelines, pairings, whatever)

» This is not the RP anon / love / hmd meme. Please keep your wank, crit, or general opinions about a crew, game or player to the only person who cares: yourself. Leave a comment HERE if you see any trouble I missed.

» don't second / third / infinity+1st requests / offers for certain crews or characters. Some like it. Some people are intimidated. Some roll their eyes.

» please don't comment with big publicity ads, or tables for rps. It makes the page harder to load, and it's a bit irritating.

» [info]rpmath_otp currently has a list of RPs, which players ranked after these really weird criteria that may or may not help you, if you don't know an rp's rep. It tries to be as objective as a heavily subjective poll can be.

» recaptcha is a lie. If Jedi mind tricks don't make it go away for you, try open violence against your computer.

» PIMP PIMP PIMP If it dies fast, you don't get a lot of offers / requests, so. Yeah.



Sorry for all the date changes. There was a lot of meme coordination going on, what with rp anon meme, hmd meme, etc, and then RL hit. So you're getting this early. Hope it's not a problem!

May. 5th, 2009

  • 8:06 PM
i gives up


NEXT MEME: MAY 29 JUNE 12


Sorry for the initial confusion, didn't realize the anon meme was on the 29th. Problem fixed, hopefully no more conflict of anon interests.

Apr. 17th, 2009

  • 3:56 PM
i gives up
OBVIOUSRULESPOSTISOBVIOUS

» comment [anon or logged in] with what characters / crew you want for a particular game. Please be specific about what characters / crews you'd like, no "any players for any crews."

» comment [anon or logged in] with what characters you'd like to play somewhere; feel free to bribe, coerce, or inflict physical harm unto people until they offer.

» list your particular preferences (timelines, pairings, whatever)

» Keep the wank for the RP anon meme, the love for the RP love memes, and your opinions on certain players / crews / RPs for your lj. No one cares, except for the Ban Button. Leave a comment HERE if you see anything I missed.

» don't second / third / infinity+1st requests / offers for certain crews or characters. Some people see it as very intimidating.

» please don't comment with the big publicity ads / tables for rps. It makes the page harder to load and scroll through, and yes, it's a bit obnoxious.

» in case you didn't get the memo, [info]rpmath_otp currently has a list of RPs, which people have helped rank according to some cheesy criteria. It might help as an info source, if you get an RP pimped your way and you don't know its rep, idk. Sorry if the RP you're looking for isn't there, but be sure to nominate it during the next [info]rpmath_otp poll session in a couple of months from now.

» as pie Scarlett is my witness, I have turned off recaptcha. Please pick up your customized pitchfork at the front door and approach eljay's management with it lovingly, if it still shows up for you.

» plz to be pimpin'? If it dies early, you get less crews / RPs thrown your way, so it's... in your interest. No rly.




Good luck to the people starting finals!
For a certain panda out there: I bet 1600, max.

Mar. 28th, 2009

  • 8:59 PM
i gives up




WHOOOOOPEEEDOOO

» next meme: Friday, April 17.

» [info]app_this_plz possibly looking for a replacement? idek. Comment if interested.

» you can check out poll results at the directory. Polls should be closed, but leave me a comment if I forgot one. Thanks.

Mar. 10th, 2009

  • 1:43 PM
i gives up
UNFUNFREADMEOHBABY

» comment [anon or logged in] with what characters / crew you want for a particular game.

» comment [anon or logged in] with what characters you'd like to play somewhere; feel free to bribe or bamboozle people into offers.

» list your particular preferences (timelines, pairings, whatever)

» everyone has thoughts and opinions. Most of us pay a therapist to have'em heard. Hint: I have not received a shrink's fee, so please keep your tl;dr on particular games and crews to yourself. No one cares. You wank? Easy, breezy, beautiful: the Ban Button. Leave a comment HERE if you see anything I missed.

» don't second / third / THIS to the Nth power. Some see it as intimidating / harassment.

» don't reply with the huge publicity table / ad for the rp. It makes the page harder to load, and it's a bit obnoxious. Or idk, do it, but people might roll their eyes.

» yes, recaptcha is turned off. If it doesn't work for you, God, pie and eljay must hate you.

» uhhhhhh pimp, please? idk, the sooner it dies, the lesser your odds of getting people for your crews...



NEW: [info]rpmath_otp


Where you can grade RPs you've played in on some tame criteria [how fast the RP is, how easy it is to start a plot, etc. ] Give it a look; it'd help people searching for an rp to have this kind of data to refer to. They're just numbers, so it should be wank-free.

eta; you guys made anon lose a bet, sob.

Feb. 20th, 2009

  • 11:08 AM
i gives up


NEXT MEME: MARCH 12 10



See you then!

Jan. 29th, 2009

  • 10:43 AM
i gives up


I lied said the meme'd start on Jan. 31, but I realized I'd be gone that day, and I kind of like to have this thing under supervision. Sorry for the mishap.

Is everyone cool with this as a monthly kind of event? That too often? I think anything even more frequent than that wouldn't yield any replies.

HAWTESTTLDREVER

» comment [anon or logged in] with what characters / crew you want for a game.

» comment [anon or logged in] with what characters you'd like to play somewhere; wait, pray or bribe for offers.

» if you've got particular preferences (timelines, pairings, whatever), put them down.

» I'm sure you have opinions about games / crews /cookies over cake. No one cares. Do not share with the class. This isn't Gossip Girl [info]rp_anon_meme. It is also not one of the many obnoxiously pink love memes going around. Wank and get banned. It's that easy. Leave a comment HERE if you spot any trouble that I've missed.

» ...don't second / third / overkill. Or idk, do it? But some people find it overwhelming / borderline harassment.

» link to the rp / profile / whatever, don't comment around with the huge publicity table / ad. Too much of a good thing. It makes this post that much harder to load.

» I turned recaptcha off. If you still have problems, I hope you know where eljay lives. Send'em a man-eating cactus.

» can haz publicity stunt? USE THE CODE BELOW TO PIMP.




Iffffffff you didn't ask or offer for anything what are you doing here but still want to advertise, replace the link with the one for this post? idk.

Jan. 24th, 2009

  • 2:26 AM
i gives up


Cuz there've been recent inquiries, both on this journal and on [info]roleplaysecrets:

NEW MEME POST ON JAN 31 29


I'll also be providing a not-advertising code for this, if people, idk, wanna pimp it out more. I know it dies out fast and stuff.

See ya then!


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